The band, summer 2007: James, Dave, Kevin, Des, Mike
| Kevin Perry |  |
| Guitar, vocals, synths | |
| Playing a PRS Santana SE guitar through a Line 6 Flextone II, when not generating overdrive-induced feedback, Kevin also performs lead vocal duties and is assisted in synthesis/sampling duties by "Orac". | |
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| James Hodkinson |  |
| Bass, keyboards, vocals | |
| James has taken over the keyboard/synths role in the band following Chris' departure to become the resident lighting engineer. Playing a Yamaha SY35 and CS10, Casio CZ101, Korg M1 and Roland D50, James also brings vocal harmonies to the line-up. | |
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| Mike Tuppen |  |
| Drums | |
| The latest drummer to join the Assassins, Mike plays a mix of Pacific and Sabian drums and cymbals and seems to have an unhealthy attraction to drum hardware that mentions the word 'big'. | |
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 | Des McGovern |
| Vocals, percussion, mime | |
| Wearing a variety of masks, hats and costumes, Des adds the Calvert-esque touch to the Assassins' performances. | |
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